Lamebrain Owl Ltd
Registered name: LAMEBRAIN OWL LTD
Lamebrain Owl Ltd does not publish its revenue or profit. Its accounts to 30 Nov 2024 show net assets of £100.
Lamebrain Owl Ltd did not publish its revenue or profit — small companies aren’t required to file a profit & loss account. Its accounts for the year to 30 Nov 2024 showed net assets of £100. The company is classified under “other retail sale of new goods in specialised stores (not commercial art galleries and opticians)” and is based in Ascot; we hold 3 years of its filed accounts.
- Status
- Active - Proposal to Strike off
- Location
- Ascot, South East
- Age
- 4 yrs · since 2021
- Type
- Private Limited Company
Key figures
Revenue not disclosed
Lamebrain Owl Ltd’s accounts for the year to 30 Nov 2024 contain a balance sheet but no profit & loss account, so its revenue and profit are not public. UK small and micro-entity companies are not required to publish a P&L — this is normal and says nothing about how the business is performing.
We never estimate revenue. Below you’ll find the balance-sheet figures that were filed — useful as indirect signals of momentum, but they are not revenue or profit.
- Employees
- —
- Net assets
- £100
Badges are automated estimates derived from the filed figures — not statements of fact about the company.
Financial history
| Year to | 30 Nov 2022 | 30 Nov 2023 | 30 Nov 2024 |
|---|---|---|---|
| Disclosure | Full P&L | Full P&L | No P&L |
| Profit & loss | |||
| Revenue (turnover) | £0 | £1k | — |
| Profit after tax | −£2.3k | −£3k | — |
| Profit (best available) | −£2.3k | −£3k | — |
| Employees (average) | — | 0 | — |
| Ratios | |||
| Profit margin | — | −295.1% | — |
| Balance sheet — indirect signals, not revenue | |||
| Cash at bank | — | £100 | £100 |
| Net assets | −£2.3k | −£9.5k | £100 |
| Current assets | £4.3k | £1.1k | — |
| Source | FullAccounts · bulk data Aug 2024 | FullAccounts · bulk data Aug 2024 | FullAccounts · bulk data Aug 2025 |
Balance-sheet signals
Year-on-year changes in filed balance-sheet items. They can hint at momentum (or investment) but are not revenue or profit and must not be read as such.
- Net assets
- —
- Now £100
- Cash at bank
- 0%
- Now £100
- Headcount
- —
- Now —
- Deferred income
- —
- Now —
- Fixed assets
- —
- Now —
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Sources
Latest figures from FullAccounts for the year to 30 Nov 2024, from the Companies House accounts bulk data published Aug 2025. Spotted an error? Request a correction.
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