How much does Diddly Squat Properties Ltd make?

Diddly Squat Properties Ltd reported revenue of £4.3m and a loss of £2m in the year to 31 Oct 2025, according to its accounts filed at Companies House.

How many employees does Diddly Squat Properties Ltd have?

Diddly Squat Properties Ltd reported an average of 136 employees in the year to 31 Oct 2025.

Is Diddly Squat Properties Ltd profitable?

No — Diddly Squat Properties Ltd reported a loss of £2m in the year to 31 Oct 2025.

Company No. 12168625 · Incorporated 21 Aug 2019

Diddly Squat Properties Ltd

Registered name: DIDDLY SQUAT PROPERTIES LTD

Diddly Squat Properties Ltd made £4.3m revenue and a £2m loss in the year to 31 Oct 2025.

Diddly Squat Properties Ltd’s revenue fell 17% to £4.3m in the year to 31 Oct 2025, with a loss of £2m and 136 employees. The company is classified under “other letting and operating of own or leased real estate” and is based in Farnham; we hold 4 years of its filed accounts.

Full P&L filedSection L · Real estate activitiesSIC 68209Other letting and operating of own or leased real estate

Status: Active
Location: Farnham, South East
Age: 7 yrs · since 2019
Type: Private Limited Company

Latest accounts · year to 31 Oct 2025

Key figures

IndependentCash flow filed

Revenue

£4.3m

Growth ▼16.9%

Profit

−£2m

Growth ▼3681%

Profit margin

−47.9%

Gross 40.6%

Employees

136

Change 0%

Profit / employee

−£15k

Revenue/employee £31.4k

Profitable streak

0yrs

Consecutive profitable years in our data

Badges are automated estimates derived from the filed figures — not statements of fact about the company.

4 filed years

Financial history

Multi-year financials, oldest to newest
Year to	31 Oct 2022	31 Oct 2023	31 Oct 2024	31 Oct 2025
Disclosure	Full P&L	Full P&L	Full P&L	Full P&L
Profit & loss
Revenue (turnover)	£5.5m	£5.6m	£5.1m	£4.3m
Cost of sales	£3.2m	£3.1m	£3m	£2.5m
Gross profit	£2.3m	£2.5m	£2.2m	£1.7m
Operating profit	£123k	−£92.4k	−£594k	−£1.1m
Profit before tax	£84.9k	−£142k	−£1.1m	−£1.2m
Profit after tax	£67.1k	£74k	£57k	−£2m
Profit (best available)	£67.1k	£74k	£57k	−£2m
Staff costs	£2.4m	£2.2m	£2m	£2.1m
Employees (average)	128	127	136	136
Ratios
Profit margin	1.2%	1.3%	1.1%	−47.9%
Gross margin	41.1%	44.3%	42%	40.6%
Revenue per employee	£43k	£44.3k	£37.7k	£31.4k
Profit per employee	£524	£583	£419	−£15k
Cash conversion	584.6%	—	—	—
Growth (year on year)
Revenue growth	—	▲2.2%	▼8.7%	▼16.9%
Profit growth	—	▲10.3%	▼22.9%	▼3681%
Headcount growth	—	▼0.8%	▲7.1%	0%
Balance sheet — indirect signals, not revenue
Cash at bank	£97.3k	£20.3k	£8k	£158k
Net assets	£331k	£405k	£409k	−£1.6m
Fixed assets	£5.9m	£5.9m	£5.9m	£3.8m
Current assets	£1.8m	£1.7m	£5.5m	£5.2m
Debtors	£60.8k	£2.1k	£8.5k	£407
Deferred income	£32.5k	£32.5k	£43.3k	—
Cash from operations	£721k	£615k	£121k	£2.5m
Source	FullAccounts · bulk data Jul 2024	FullAccounts · bulk data Jul 2024	FullAccounts · bulk data Jul 2026	FullAccounts · bulk data Jul 2026

Derived from the latest filing

How the business works

Profit margin: −47.9%; Profit ÷ revenue.
Gross margin: 40.6%; Gross profit ÷ revenue. High for software and services.
Revenue per employee: £31.4k; Revenue ÷ average employees.
Profit per employee: −£15k; Profit ÷ average employees.
Cash conversion: —; Cash generated from operations ÷ operating profit. Needs a cash-flow statement.
Fixed assets ÷ revenue: 89.5%; Capital intensity. Low = capital-light, cheaper to start.
Deferred income ÷ revenue: —; Customers paying upfront (subscriptions, deposits). Approximate when combined with accruals.
Debtors ÷ revenue: 0%; Money owed by customers. Low = customers pay quickly.

Indirect — not revenue

Balance-sheet signals

Year-on-year changes in filed balance-sheet items. They can hint at momentum (or investment) but are not revenue or profit and must not be read as such.

Net assets: ▼499%; Now −£1.6m
Cash at bank: ▲1868%; Now £158k
Headcount: 0%; Now 136
Deferred income: —; Now —
Fixed assets: ▼35%; Now £3.8m

Corporate ownership

Group structure

Subsidiaries (4)

Berry Properties LimitedFigures not disclosed
Number Ninety Seven LimitedFigures not disclosed
Oneonefour Restaurant LimitedFigures not disclosed
The F.i.t. Partnership LtdFigures not disclosed

From the Persons with Significant Control register (corporate controllers only).

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Sources

Companies House profile Filing history & original accounts

Latest figures from FullAccounts for the year to 31 Oct 2025 (profit −£2m), from the Companies House accounts bulk data published Jul 2026. Spotted an error? Request a correction.

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